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I dont always drink beer but when i do call the cops

I dont always drink beer but when i do call the cops  Dos Equis man

I don't always get angry when I'm drunk But when I do, I strangle my best friend

I don't always get angry when I'm drunk But when I do, I strangle my best friend  Dos Equis man

I don't always use memes But when I do, it's to tell people that they're overusing memes.

I don't always use memes But when I do, it's to tell people that they're overusing memes.  Dos Equis man

i dont usually send out emails But when i do, i get Lee to send them

i dont usually send out emails But when i do, i get Lee to send them  Dos Equis man

I don't always point out the obvious but when i do, it's after 30 other people already have

I don't always point out the obvious but when i do, 
it's after 30 other people already have   Dos Equis man

I'm don't always oggle a girl at the gym but when i do, tits

I'm don't always oggle a girl at the gym but when i do, tits  Dos Equis man

I don't always say pound sand, Travis But when I do, it's with all due respect

I don't always say pound sand, Travis But when I do, it's with all due respect  Dos Equis man

I don't always tell my girlfriend I love her But when i do, she laughs nervously

I don't always tell my girlfriend I love her But when i do, she laughs nervously  Dos Equis man

NSA doesn't listen to his calls

NSA doesn't listen to his calls  Dos Equis man

I don't always go on facebook But when I do,I look up Tom Guba, because he is one funny Bastard

I don't always go on facebook But when I do,I look up Tom Guba, because he is one funny Bastard  Dos Equis man
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