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I don't always murder freshmen but when I do, its for clogging up the motherfucking hallways

I don't always murder freshmen but when I do, its for clogging up the motherfucking hallways  Dos Equis man

I don't always buy plants but when i do, bitches love em

I don't always buy plants but when i do, 
bitches love em  Dos Equis man

I'm not always Irish but when I am I get shitfaced on St. Patty's Day.

I'm not always Irish  but when I am I get shitfaced on St. Patty's Day.  Dos Equis man

I don't always post to r/trees But when I do, it never includes a ski instructor

I don't always post to r/trees But when I do, it never includes a ski instructor  Dos Equis man

I don't always grow a beard but when i do chicago is in the playoffs

I don't always grow a beard  but when i do chicago is in the playoffs  Dos Equis man

I DON'T ALWAYS "COME" BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ON ME BRO...

I DON'T ALWAYS

I don't always give a fuck, but even when I do I DON'T!

I don't always give a fuck, but even when I do I DON'T!  Dos Equis man

I don't always vote (actually I never do) but when i do, it's for Naren vote.mit.edu

I don't always vote (actually I never do) but when i do, it's for Naren
vote.mit.edu  Dos Equis man

I don't always play sports video games but when i do, I play zero G basketball

I don't always play sports video games but when i do, I play zero G basketball   Dos Equis man

i don't always friendzone people but when i do, it's with benefits

i don't always friendzone people but when i do, it's with benefits  Dos Equis man
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