Dos Equis man

I don't always skip class BUT WHEN I DO, i find out it was cancelled anyway

I don't always skip class BUT WHEN I DO, i find out it was cancelled anyway  Dos Equis man

I don't always wear protection But when I do, I take it off before I rape her.

I don't always wear protection But when I do, I take it off before I rape her.  Dos Equis man

i don't know every guy named dalonte but when i do, he's always from district heights

i don't know every guy named dalonte but when i do, he's always from district heights  Dos Equis man

I don't always beat your ass But when I do, i go hard as fuck

I don't always beat your ass But when I do, i go hard as fuck   Dos Equis man

I don't always spell the suburban wrong but when i do, it's on a $15,000 book.

I don't always spell the suburban wrong but when i do, it's on a $15,000 book.  Dos Equis man

I don't always hate euro's But when i do, it's Taylor ducray or james watts

I don't always hate euro's But when i do, 
it's Taylor ducray or 
james watts  Dos Equis man

I don't always use crest white strips But when i do, the drool flows like a damn waterfall

I don't always use crest white strips But when i do, the drool flows like a damn waterfall  Dos Equis man

I don't always use the right name for a lady's "parts" BUT WHEN I DO, I always use the word Crotch

I don't always use the right name for a lady's

I don't always fart in public,but when I do I sit like this

I don't always fart in public,but when I do  I sit like this  Dos Equis man

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE FACEBOOK UPDATES about school But when I do, they're usually ruined by my brother Zach

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE FACEBOOK UPDATES about school But when I do, they're usually ruined by my brother Zach  Dos Equis man
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