Dos Equis man

I don't always want to meet my significant other's family But when I do I really want to make a good impression

I don't always want to meet my significant other's family But when I do I really want to make a good impression  Dos Equis man

I DONT ALWAYS USE VIRAL MARKETING BUT WHEN I DO, I CONFUSE AN ENTIRE COMPANY

I DONT ALWAYS USE VIRAL MARKETING BUT WHEN I DO, I CONFUSE AN ENTIRE COMPANY  Dos Equis man

I don't always root for the Timbers But when I do, they win

I don't always root for the Timbers But when I do, they win  Dos Equis man

I DONT ALWAYS #OCCUPYWALLSTREET But when I do, I have no idea why I am there

I DONT ALWAYS #OCCUPYWALLSTREET But when I do, I have no idea why I am there  Dos Equis man

I don't always write research papers But when I do, I write the conclusion the minute I hit the required number of pages.

I don't always write research papers But when I do, I write the conclusion the minute I hit the required number of pages.  Dos Equis man

I don't always celebrate people's deaths But when I do, it is Moammar Gadhafi.

I don't always celebrate people's deaths But when I do, it is  Moammar Gadhafi.  Dos Equis man

I dont always jack off but when I do I prefer lubrication

I dont always jack off but when I do I prefer lubrication  Dos Equis man

I don't always buy crappy motorcycles But when I do, it's a beat to fuck SV650

I don't always buy crappy motorcycles But when I do, it's a beat to fuck SV650  Dos Equis man

He once scored a hat trick On a single shot

He once scored
a hat trick On a single 
shot  Dos Equis man

I don't always turn 21 But when I do, you have to convince me to go to a bar

I don't always turn 21 But when I do, you have to convince me to go to a bar  Dos Equis man
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