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I don't always kill bugs BUT WHEN I DO, I piss all over them before flushing them down the toilet

I don't always kill bugs BUT WHEN I DO, I piss all over them before flushing them down the toilet  Dos Equis man

I don't always look like a bellydancer But when I do, you bet I glitter and shine.

I don't always look like a bellydancer But when I do, you bet I glitter and shine.  Dos Equis man

I don't always take out the recycling But when I do, I look like a raging alcoholic

I don't always take out the recycling But when I do, I look like a raging alcoholic  Dos Equis man

I'm don't always post happy birthday to facebook walls but when i do, it's because it's the day the most awesome chick was born. Feliz Cumpleanos Amiga! Besos!!!

I'm don't always post happy birthday to facebook walls but when i do, it's because it's the day the most awesome chick was born. Feliz Cumpleanos Amiga! Besos!!!   Dos Equis man

I don't always make help desk tickets... But when i do, it's super high priority

I don't always make help desk tickets... But when i do, it's super high priority   Dos Equis man

I don't always pub crawl But when I do, I prefer to do it with Delta Upsiolon

I don't always pub crawl But when I do, I prefer to do it with Delta Upsiolon  Dos Equis man

I don't always go on facebook But when I do,I look up Julie, because he is one funny Bitch

I don't always go on facebook But when I do,I look up Julie, because he is one funny Bitch  Dos Equis man

I don't always click on lame reddit links But when I do, It's just to turn them purple

I don't always click on lame reddit links But when I do, It's just to turn them purple  Dos Equis man

I don't always eat arrachera But when I do, I prefer a guy named Rodriguez cooks it

I don't always eat arrachera But when I do, I prefer a guy named Rodriguez cooks it  Dos Equis man

I don't always post stuff from digg on reddit But when I do, it sucks

I don't always post stuff from digg on reddit But when I do, it sucks  Dos Equis man
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