Dos Equis man

I don't always get up before 8 am But when I do, it is to get my work done so I can blackout earlier

I don't always get up before 8 am But when I do, it is to get my work done so I can blackout earlier  Dos Equis man

I don't always get my titties groped But when i do, i prefer to make this face

I don't always get my titties groped But when i do, i prefer to make this face  Dos Equis man

I don't always fall 20 feet from a collapsing deck. But when I do, I hold on to my beer.

I don't always fall 20 feet from a collapsing deck. But when I do, I hold on to my beer.  Dos Equis man

I don't always drink alcohol But when I do, I'm usually high as fuck

I don't always drink alcohol But when I do, I'm usually high as fuck  Dos Equis man

I don't always drink protein shakes But when I do, you can count on some rancid gas.

I don't always drink protein shakes  But when I do, you can count on some rancid gas.  Dos Equis man

I don't always risk my life But when I do, it's because i'm taking down Christmas lights

I don't always risk my life But when I do, it's because i'm taking down Christmas lights  Dos Equis man

I dont always fap in peoples chalupas but when i do, you eat it

I dont always fap in peoples chalupas but when i do, you eat it   Dos Equis man

I don't always party at arcadia but when i do, it's at temple

I don't always party at arcadia  but when i do, it's at temple  Dos Equis man

I don't always make up stories But when I do, it's always about your customers

I don't always make up stories But when I do, it's always about your customers  Dos Equis man

I don't always eat BBQ But when I do, I prefer Burnt Bean Co.

I don't always eat BBQ But when I do, I prefer Burnt Bean Co.  Dos Equis man
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