Dos Equis man

I don't always suck on offense But when I do, I make sure it's in prime time

I don't always suck on offense But when I do, I make sure it's in prime time  Dos Equis man

The web guys don't always drink beer at lunch at the end of the week... But when we do, we make Paul drive

The web guys don't always drink beer at lunch at the end of the week...  But when we do, we make Paul drive  Dos Equis man

I don't always have my hair in regs But when I do, I still need a trim

I don't always have my hair in regs But when I do, I still need a trim  Dos Equis man

I don't always drink beer Which helps explain my extremely poor taste

I don't always drink beer  Which helps explain my extremely poor taste   Dos Equis man

I don't always carry but when I do I get 150 GPM and blame team

I don't always carry but when I do I get 150 GPM and blame team  Dos Equis man

I don't always read signs on my way to the bathroom But when I do, I prefer witty pop culture references.

I don't always read signs on my way to the bathroom But when I do, I prefer witty pop culture references.  Dos Equis man

I dont always post dumb shit on forums wait... i do.

I dont always post dumb shit on forums wait... i do.  Dos Equis man

I don't always blow my whistle when I make a call But when I do, it's a major

I don't always blow my whistle when I make a call But when I do, it's a major  Dos Equis man

I Don't always black out at my mother's house But when I do, i piss on my own bed

I Don't always black out
at my mother's house But when I do, 
i piss on my own bed  Dos Equis man

What did the pencil sharpener say to the dinner plate? I fucked your mother last night.

What did the pencil sharpener say to the dinner plate? I fucked your mother last night.  Dos Equis man
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