Dos Equis man

I don't always lose in fantasy football But when I do, i usually get blown out.

I don't always lose in fantasy football But when I do, i usually get blown out.  Dos Equis man

I don't always throw up but when i do, it comes out of my nose

I don't always throw up but when i do, it comes out of my nose  Dos Equis man

I don't always use a card in Boston But when I do, it's my Husky Card.

I don't always use a card in Boston But when I do, it's my Husky Card.  Dos Equis man

I don't Eat Fish I just like the way it smells

I don't Eat Fish I just like the way it smells  Dos Equis man

I don't always do menage a trios, But when I do, It's including Dos Equis too!

I don't always do menage a trios, But when I do, It's including Dos Equis too!  Dos Equis man

I don't normally shit my pants but when I do, Lake Tapawingo

I don't normally shit my pants  but when I do,
Lake Tapawingo   Dos Equis man

I DONT ALWAYS GO INTO WORK ON DIABLO 3 RELEASE DAY BUT WHEN I DO, I PLAY DIABLO 3 ALL DAY

I DONT ALWAYS GO INTO WORK ON DIABLO 3 RELEASE DAY BUT WHEN I DO, I PLAY DIABLO 3 ALL DAY  Dos Equis man

I don't always say happy birthday But when I do, it's to a fellow hermano w/ a cigar!

I don't always say happy birthday But when I do, it's to a fellow hermano w/ a cigar!  Dos Equis man

I don't always win at fantasy football But when i do, it's against Andrew boomer

I don't always win at fantasy football But when i do, it's against Andrew boomer  Dos Equis man

I always drink malt liquor and when I do, I prefer St. Ides High Gravity, the "crooked I"

I always drink malt liquor and when I do, I prefer St. Ides High Gravity, the
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