Dos Equis man

I don't always die But when I do, I poo myself and get a boner

I don't always die But when I do, I poo myself and get a boner  Dos Equis man

I don't usually troll people i know But when I do, Rage ensues.

I don't usually troll people i know But when I do, Rage ensues.  Dos Equis man

I Don't always throw away my trash But when I do, it is NOT IN THIS FUCKING CAN

I Don't always throw away my trash But when I do, it is NOT IN THIS FUCKING CAN  Dos Equis man

I don't usually talk But when I do, it's neutral

I don't usually talk But when I do, it's neutral   Dos Equis man

I don't always drink wine But when I do, I drink the whole bottle

I don't always drink wine But when I do, I drink the whole bottle  Dos Equis man

I don't always program . . . But when I do, it is at 1:48 in the morning . . .

I don't always program . . . But when I do, it is at 1:48 in the morning . . .  Dos Equis man

I don't always reference internet memes But when I do, I get carried away and use them all at once

I don't always reference internet memes But when I do, I get carried away and use them all at once  Dos Equis man

I dont always puke and have explosive Diarrhea But when I do, it is always in the bathtub

I dont always puke and have explosive Diarrhea  But when I do, it is always in the  bathtub  Dos Equis man

I don't usually use horrible kiosk jukebox/dvr software but when i do, i choose windows media center.

I don't usually use horrible kiosk jukebox/dvr software but when i do, i choose windows media center.  Dos Equis man

I don't always go to the bathrooms in Eickhoff But when I do, I find new writings in the stalls

I don't always go to the bathrooms in Eickhoff But when I do, I find new writings in the stalls  Dos Equis man
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