Dos Equis man

I don't always put "KONY 2012" as my Facebook status but when i do bitches love it

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I don't always Drink Jose Cuervo and sing karaoke BUT WHEN I DO, I'M DRUNK with Scott, Gary, and Jason at CMT on Tuesday night

I don't always Drink Jose Cuervo  and sing karaoke  BUT WHEN I DO, I'M DRUNK  with Scott, Gary, and Jason at CMT on Tuesday night   Dos Equis man

I don't always breed tiny lap Giraffes BUT WHEN I DO, I hold snuggling parties.

I don't always breed tiny lap Giraffes  BUT WHEN I DO, I hold snuggling parties.  Dos Equis man

I dont always use great swords But when I do, I use Anguish (p)

I dont always use great swords But when I do, I use Anguish (p)  Dos Equis man

I don't always build top of the line gaming pc's But when I do, I still play every game I own on low settings

I don't always build top of the line gaming pc's But when I do, I still play every game I own on low settings  Dos Equis man

I Don't always fist But when I do, i get up to my shoulder

I Don't always fist But when I do, i get up to my shoulder  Dos Equis man

I don't always use toilet paper, But when I do, I prefer 2-ply.

I don't always use toilet paper, But when I do, I prefer 2-ply.  Dos Equis man

I don't always like your profile picture but when i do, i remind you that i haven't forgotten you

I don't always like your profile picture but when i do, i remind you that i haven't forgotten you  Dos Equis man

I don't always make April fools' jokes BUT WHEN I DO, it's at least somewhat believable

I don't always make April fools' jokes BUT WHEN I DO, it's at least somewhat believable  Dos Equis man

I don't always get a text message BUT WHEN I DO, it's right at the beginning of a match

I don't always get a text message BUT WHEN I DO, it's right at the beginning of a match  Dos Equis man
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