Dos Equis man

The White sox dont always win the world series but when they do, nobody watches

The White sox dont always win the world series but when they do,
nobody watches   Dos Equis man

I don't always win an election but when I do, I do it on accident

I don't always win an election but when I do, I do it on accident  Dos Equis man

i don't always measure my height But when I do, i'm still not 5'4"

i don't always measure my height But when I do, i'm still not 5'4

you're gonna like the way you look. i guarantee it. oh, this isn't the s&k Mens whse commercial? sorry, i'm a little drunk.

you're gonna like the way you look. i guarantee it. oh, this isn't the s&k Mens whse commercial? sorry, i'm a little drunk.  Dos Equis man

I don't always check my phone on the first date BUT WHEN I DO, condoms fall out of my pocket

I don't always check my phone on the first date BUT WHEN I DO, condoms fall out of my pocket  Dos Equis man

I don't always watch the Denver Bronco's play But when I do, They beat the Pittsburgh steelers

I don't always watch the Denver Bronco's play But when I do, They beat the Pittsburgh steelers  Dos Equis man

I'm not a doctor but I play one at home

I'm not a doctor but I play one at home  Dos Equis man

I don't always forget what I was going to say But when i do i uhhh...uhhh....soooo, ya.

I don't always forget what I was going to say But when i do i uhhh...uhhh....soooo, ya.  Dos Equis man

I don'T ALWAYS RIDE BUT WHEN I DO IT'S A 2 STROKE STAY BRRAAAPPP MY FRIENDS

I don'T ALWAYS RIDE  BUT WHEN I DO IT'S A 2 STROKE STAY BRRAAAPPP MY FRIENDS  Dos Equis man

I don't always drink beer But when Samantha graduates, I prefer to.

I don't always drink beer But when Samantha graduates, I prefer to.  Dos Equis man
Like us for More!