Dos Equis man

I dont like to argue with contradictory people But when do, I make sure to bitch slap Gianmarco

I dont like to argue with contradictory people  But when do, I make sure to bitch slap Gianmarco  Dos Equis man

I don't always kill dark witches But when I do, I call them a bitch first.

I don't always kill dark witches But when I do, I call them a bitch first.  Dos Equis man

I don't always jam the printer... But when I do, it's with 110 pages of 11/17 paper

I don't always jam the printer... But when I do, it's with 110 pages of 11/17 paper  Dos Equis man

I don't always cruise... But when I do, I make sure it's a groove cruise!

I don't always cruise... But when I do, I make sure it's a groove cruise!  Dos Equis man

I don't always hate people from Buffalo, but when i do, they are named Norm Brumfield

I don't always hate people from Buffalo, but when i do, they are named Norm Brumfield   Dos Equis man

My name is Gordo. I am the most boring person in the world except for Rory.

My name is Gordo. I am the most boring person in the world except for Rory.  Dos Equis man

I don't always eat Ryan's ice cream But when I do, it's LUVELY

I don't always eat Ryan's ice cream But when I do, it's LUVELY  Dos Equis man

I'm don't always get screwed out of a job title, but when i do, They just put me on the front page of their website.

I'm don't always get screwed out of a job title, but when i do, They just put me on the front page of their website.  Dos Equis man

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UNGUPUNGU UNGUPUNGU UNGUPUNGU  Dos Equis man

I'm don't always suck coon out of vent pipes... but when i do, i use a shop-vac.

I'm don't always suck coon out of vent pipes... but when i do, i use a shop-vac.  Dos Equis man
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