Dos Equis man

I DON'T ALWAYS CRASH IN THE FIRST 30 SECONDS BUT WHEN I DO I RESTART

I DON'T ALWAYS CRASH IN THE FIRST 30 SECONDS BUT WHEN I DO I RESTART  Dos Equis man

I don't always practice Taqiyya BUT WHEN I DO, Pamela Geller does it with me

I don't always practice Taqiyya BUT WHEN I DO, Pamela Geller does it with me  Dos Equis man

I don't always go on Chatroulette BUT WHEN I DO, Its penises.

I don't always go on Chatroulette BUT WHEN I DO, Its penises.  Dos Equis man

I don't always forget to bring a pencil to class BUT WHEN I DO, everyone says "this is my only one"

I don't always forget to bring a pencil to class BUT WHEN I DO, everyone says

I don't always make memes BUT WHEN I DO, I always tag the Taylors, because they are awesome

I don't always make memes BUT WHEN I DO, I always tag the Taylors, because they are awesome  Dos Equis man

But when I am, I'm a nuetrino. I'm not always observed moving faster than the speed of light.

But when I am, I'm a nuetrino. I'm not always observed moving faster than the speed of light.  Dos Equis man

I don't always taste test expired milk but when i do, I really want a bowl of cereal

I don't always taste test expired milk but when i do, I really want a bowl of cereal  Dos Equis man

I don't always lease 2 apartments at once but when i do, I make sure they're both same day's

I don't always lease 2 apartments at once but when i do, I make sure they're both same day's  Dos Equis man

I don't always dine out... But when I do, I make Rainbow Brite do shots with me.

I don't always dine out... But when I do, I make Rainbow Brite do shots with me.  Dos Equis man

I don't always celebrate people's deaths But when I do, it is Moammar Gadhafi's.

I don't always celebrate people's deaths But when I do, it is  Moammar Gadhafi's.  Dos Equis man
Like us for More!