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I dont always drink soda but when i do, i drink canada dry

I dont always drink soda but when i do, i drink canada dry  Dos Equis man

I dont always shit my pants but when I do its because i am an old fuck

I dont always shit my pants   but when I do its because i am an old fuck   Dos Equis man

I don't always wear flip flops but when i do, it's in the nasty ass community shower.

I don't always wear flip flops but when i do, it's in the nasty ass community shower.  Dos Equis man

I don't always take calls after 10... but when i do, it's because of fucking george

I don't always take calls after 10... but when i do, it's because of fucking george  Dos Equis man

I don't always get my IOPs checked But when I do, I prefer "man"ometry.

I don't always get my IOPs checked But when I do, I prefer

I don't always change my name on facebook But when I do, it is a Lady gaga reference

I don't always change my name on facebook But when I do, it is a Lady gaga reference  Dos Equis man

I don't always see Memes on my facebook But when I do, I have no idea what they're referencing

I don't always see Memes on my facebook But when I do, I have no idea what they're referencing   Dos Equis man

I don't always seed my torrents. But when I do, it is in the name of science.

I don't always seed my torrents. But when I do, it is in the name of science.  Dos Equis man

I don't always rpg But when I do, it is casual rpg

I don't always rpg But when I do, it is casual rpg  Dos Equis man

I don't always hate on football players But when I do, I call Jack Wilshere and tell him he's a little cunt

I don't always hate on football players But when I do, I call Jack Wilshere and tell him he's a little cunt  Dos Equis man
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