Dos Equis man

I never drink & drive. but if I try, it's because I'm drunken idiot. Be safe out there my friends.

I never drink & drive. but if I try, it's because I'm drunken idiot. Be safe out there my friends.  Dos Equis man

I'm not always a condescending prick But when I am, it makes men feel better about my tiny penis

I'm not always a condescending prick But when I am, it makes men feel better about my tiny penis  Dos Equis man

I'm not always smug But when I am, I make sure it's at work.

I'm not always smug But when I am, I make sure it's at work.  Dos Equis man

I'm not always that great in bed... But when i drink dos equis my cunnilingus is muy, muy bueno

I'm not always that great in bed... But when i drink dos equis my cunnilingus is muy, muy bueno  Dos Equis man

I don't always post on your wall But when I do, it's because I answered a question about you

I don't always post on your wall But when I do, it's because I answered a question about you  Dos Equis man

I don't always ride my bump stops But when I do, I ride on FCM bumps

I don't always ride my bump stops But when I do, I ride on FCM bumps  Dos Equis man

I don't always post on Facebook But when I do, it's about my bike.

I don't always post on Facebook But when I do, it's about my bike.  Dos Equis man

I don't always drink... but when I do I buy property.

I don't always drink... but when I do I buy property.  Dos Equis man

I don't usually comment at bad thread. But when I do, I'm drunk.

I don't usually comment at bad thread. But when I do, I'm drunk.  Dos Equis man

I don't always make arrangements with my friends, But when I do, it's at the worst possible time.

I don't always make arrangements with my friends, But when I do, it's at the worst possible time.  Dos Equis man
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