Dos Equis man

I don't always pick up pennies but when i do, it's greek week

I don't always pick up pennies but when i do, it's greek week  Dos Equis man

I don't always use democracy but when i do, i veto the u.n. security council

I don't always use democracy  but when i do, i veto the u.n. security council  Dos Equis man

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE SEX ... BUT WHEN I DO, I PURCHASE MY OWN CONDOMS.

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE SEX ...  BUT WHEN I DO, I PURCHASE MY OWN CONDOMS.   Dos Equis man

I don't always go to Military school But when I do, I go with that Goddamn Finklestein Shit Kid, Son of a bitch

I don't always go to Military school But when I do, I go with that Goddamn Finklestein Shit Kid, Son of a bitch  Dos Equis man

I don't always give the student commencement speech but when i do, it's legit as fuck

I don't always give the student commencement speech but when i do, it's legit as fuck  Dos Equis man

I don't always feel glamorous and sexy But when I do, I'm wearing Eye Kandy.

I don't always feel glamorous and sexy But when I do, I'm wearing Eye Kandy.  Dos Equis man

I don't always get tons of downvotes But when I do, I delete my post to save karma

I don't always get tons of downvotes But when I do, I delete my post to save karma  Dos Equis man

I don't always play Halo 2 on Legendary BUT WHEN I DO, I rock the first two levels

I don't always play Halo 2 on Legendary BUT WHEN I DO, I rock the first two levels  Dos Equis man

I don't always get sick But when I do, it's cancer

I don't always get sick But when I do, it's cancer  Dos Equis man

I don't always see people drive like shit but when I do their chromosomes are normally Dos Equis

I don't always see people drive like shit but when I do their chromosomes are normally Dos Equis  Dos Equis man
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