Dos Equis man

I don't always v-tec... but when i do i'm gone

I don't always v-tec... 
but when i do i'm gone  Dos Equis man

I dont always assign timelines BUT WHEN I DO, i make you write 30 fucking events

I dont always assign timelines BUT WHEN I DO, i make you write 30 fucking events  Dos Equis man

I don't always cook dinner, do dishes, make Java, and smooch myself But when I do, it's only because Len Barron is not here to spoil me rotten

I don't always cook dinner, do dishes, make Java, 
and smooch myself But when I do, it's only because Len Barron is not here to spoil me rotten   Dos Equis man

i don't always come in late to work but when i do, i bring donuts

i don't always come in late to work but when i do, i bring donuts  Dos Equis man

I don't always Tell HR to shove my job up their ass BUT WHEN I DO, it's at Circus Circus Las Vegas

I don't always Tell HR to shove my job up their ass BUT WHEN I DO, it's at Circus Circus Las Vegas  Dos Equis man

i don't always listen to music but when i do i listen to mutha fuckin spork

i don't always listen to music but when i do i listen to mutha fuckin spork  Dos Equis man

I don't always standup paddleboard. But when I do, I make sure I'm with Paddle Destin.

I don't always standup paddleboard.   But when I do, I make sure I'm with Paddle Destin.    Dos Equis man

I don't always laugh hysterically at pictures on reddit But when i do, i restrain the fuck out of myself to not post it on facebook

I don't always laugh hysterically at pictures on reddit But when i do, i restrain the fuck out of myself to not post it on facebook  Dos Equis man

I don't always throw away toilet paper rolls But when I do, it's only after I've accumulated four or five on my bathroom floor

I don't always throw away toilet paper rolls But when I do, it's only after I've accumulated four or five on my bathroom floor  Dos Equis man

i don't always slack off at work. But when I do I do it like Chris Biscan does.

i don't always slack off at work. But when I do I do it like Chris Biscan does.    Dos Equis man
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