Dos Equis man

I don't always drink with my mother but when I do, its at the hospital bar.

I don't always drink with my mother but when I do, its at the hospital bar.  Dos Equis man

I don't always drink bear But when I do, it's usually child bear

I don't always drink
bear But when I do, it's usually
child bear  Dos Equis man

I don't always call penalties on the jammer But when I'm not the Jammer Ref, it's probably a major

I don't always call penalties on the jammer But when I'm not the Jammer Ref, it's probably a major  Dos Equis man

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I don't always have sex with men but when i do, its because I drank too much dos equis  Dos Equis man

I don't always need a lawyer but when i do, i use stephen a burroughs.

I don't always need a lawyer but when i do, i use stephen a burroughs.  Dos Equis man

I'm not always a condescending prick But it makes me feel better about my tiny penis

I'm not always a condescending prick But it makes me feel better about my tiny penis  Dos Equis man

I don't always downvote But when I do it's because you have shitty taste in music

I don't always downvote But when I do it's because you have shitty taste in music  Dos Equis man

I don't always take pleasure in someone else's misfortune but when I do, it's because that person is a proven asshole.

I don't always take pleasure in someone else's misfortune but when I do, it's because that person is a proven asshole.  Dos Equis man

I don't always have issues with the IRS but when i do, I call Tax Defense Network.

I don't always have issues with the IRS but when i do, I call Tax Defense Network.  Dos Equis man

I'm don't normally do bars But when I do I never spend more than $10

I'm don't normally do bars But when I do I never spend more than $10  Dos Equis man
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