Dos Equis man

I don't always drink beer But when I do, I beat my wife

I don't always drink beer But when I do, I beat my wife  Dos Equis man

I don't always drink beer but when i do, piss runs through me

I don't always drink beer  but when i do, piss runs through me  Dos Equis man

I don't always get writer's block but when I do I host a symposium

I don't always get writer's block but when I do I host a symposium  Dos Equis man

I DON'ALWAYS GET TATTOOS BUT WHEN I DO, THEY'RE AWESOME

I DON'ALWAYS GET TATTOOS BUT WHEN I DO, THEY'RE AWESOME  Dos Equis man

I don't always wear sunglasses But when I do, i wear them at night

I don't always wear sunglasses But when I do, i wear them at night  Dos Equis man

I don't always go to meetings of Alcoholics Anonymous BUT WHEN I DO I say I'm an addict

I don't always go to meetings of Alcoholics Anonymous BUT WHEN I DO I say I'm an addict  Dos Equis man

I don't always pontificate But when I do I use Deus ex X, the most fallacious fallacy in the world

I don't always pontificate But when I do I use Deus ex X, the most fallacious fallacy in the world  Dos Equis man

I don't a;ways dress up like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Guy But when I do, it's always at the Haunted Barn

I don't a;ways dress up like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Guy But when I do, it's always at the Haunted Barn  Dos Equis man

I don't always have fun in the Army But when I do, it's mandatory

I don't always have fun in the Army But when I do, it's mandatory  Dos Equis man

I DONT ALWAYS WEAR SHIRTS BUT WHEN I DO THEY'RE MIAMI HEAT SHIRTS

I DONT ALWAYS WEAR SHIRTS BUT WHEN I DO THEY'RE MIAMI HEAT SHIRTS  Dos Equis man
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