Dos Equis man

I don't always think I'm better than you Oh wait, yes I do.

I don't always think I'm better than you Oh wait, yes I do.  Dos Equis man

I don't always Parachute But when I do, I always choose Dos Equis

I don't always Parachute But when I do, I always choose Dos Equis  Dos Equis man

I don't always cut classes to 4 days a week But when I do, I still raise the price of tuition

I don't always cut classes to 4 days a week But when I do, I still raise the price of tuition  Dos Equis man

I don't always masturbate but when i do, i look at myself in the mirror the entire time

I don't always masturbate but when i do, i look at myself in the mirror the entire time  Dos Equis man

"I don't always look this handsome But when I do, it's cuz your drunk" -Pirate

I don't always scrub my scrotum furiously in the shower but when i do, it's the day after reddit discussed the topic at length

I don't always scrub my scrotum furiously in the shower but when i do, it's the day after reddit discussed the topic at length  Dos Equis man

I don't always go to Lake lewisville, But when I do, i go to party cove!

I don't always go to Lake lewisville,  But when I do, i go to party cove!  Dos Equis man

I don't always get called out for not doing my job But when I do, I prefer to tell people to STAND DOWN

I don't always get called out for not doing my job But when I do, I prefer to tell people to STAND DOWN  Dos Equis man

I don't always hate But when I do, I do it professionally

I don't always hate But when I do, I do it professionally   Dos Equis man

I don't always have problems but when I do, I delete them and deliver my code

I don't always have problems but when I do, I delete them and deliver my code  Dos Equis man
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