Dos Equis man

I actually do always drink beer. . . .

I actually do always drink beer. . . .  Dos Equis man

I don't always stare at my phone for no reason BUT WHEN I DO, I'M in an elevator

I don't always stare at my phone for no reason BUT WHEN I DO, I'M in an elevator  Dos Equis man

I don't always dj for liquidfied and disco Donnie BUT WHEN I DO, it's the biggest and best shows of my career

I don't always dj for liquidfied and disco Donnie  BUT WHEN I DO, it's the biggest and best shows of my career   Dos Equis man

I don't always say I'm old enough to be your father BUT WHEN I DO, Pat and the pegg get fucked again

I don't always say I'm old enough to be your father   BUT WHEN I DO, Pat and the pegg get fucked again  Dos Equis man

THE SAN JOSE SHARKS DON'T ALWAYS MAKE A BODY CHECK BUT WHEN THEY DO, IT'S FROM BEHIND

THE SAN JOSE SHARKS DON'T ALWAYS MAKE A BODY CHECK BUT WHEN THEY DO, IT'S FROM BEHIND  Dos Equis man

I don't always give oral BUT WHEN I DO, I lick my own balls.

I don't always give oral BUT WHEN I DO, I lick my own balls.  Dos Equis man

I don't always follow sports BUT WHEN I DO, i constantly tell everyone how my bracket is doing

I don't always follow sports BUT WHEN I DO, i constantly tell everyone how my bracket is doing  Dos Equis man

I don't always get bit by a mosquito while studying BUT WHEN I DO, I constantly keep feeling and checking for more

I don't always get bit by a mosquito while studying BUT WHEN I DO, I constantly keep feeling and checking for more    Dos Equis man

I don't always eat turkey sandwiches but when i do, it's because i'm drunk in the er

I don't always eat turkey sandwiches but when i do, it's because i'm drunk in the er  Dos Equis man

I don't always play coed BUT WHEN I DO, it's with a VolleyChick

I don't always play coed BUT WHEN I DO, it's with a VolleyChick  Dos Equis man
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