Dos Equis man

I don't always drop 3 places on Power Rankings but when i do i lose 16-3

I don't always drop 3 places on Power Rankings but when i do i lose 16-3  Dos Equis man

I don't always get diarrhea but when i do, i plug up with dos equis

I don't always get diarrhea but when i do, i plug up with dos equis  Dos Equis man

I don't always drink beer But when I do, i beat my girlfriend savagely

I don't always drink beer But when I do, i beat my girlfriend savagely  Dos Equis man

I don't always drink But when I do, I think Bad company 2 is real life

I don't always drink But when I do, I think
Bad company 2 is real life  Dos Equis man

I'm don't always suck coon out vent pipes... but when i do, i use a shop-vac.

I'm don't always suck coon out vent pipes... but when i do, i use a shop-vac.  Dos Equis man

I dont always party but when i do, I black out and make mistakes

I dont always party but when i do, I black out and make mistakes  Dos Equis man

I don't always get you a birthday present But when I do, mom usually paid for it.

I don't always get you a birthday present But when I do, mom usually paid for it.  Dos Equis man

I don't always fix Internet Explorer issues But when I do, I delete all personal settings

I don't always fix Internet Explorer  issues But when I do, I delete all personal settings  Dos Equis man

I don't always derive x-squared But when I do, I get Dos Equis

I don't always derive 
x-squared But when I do, I get 
Dos Equis  Dos Equis man

I don't always get nervous But when I do, I get 61 butterflies in my stomach

I don't always get nervous But when I do, I get 61 butterflies in my stomach  Dos Equis man
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