Dos Equis man

I don't always watch FOX news but when i do, its during the election to see the look of disappointment

I don't always watch FOX news but when i do, its during the election to see the look of disappointment  Dos Equis man

I don't always use a Calculator... But when I do, it's a TI-89

I don't always use a Calculator... But when I do, it's a TI-89  Dos Equis man

I don't always end but when i do, it's in a graveyard

I don't always end
 but when i do, 
it's in a graveyard  Dos Equis man

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY HARDCORE BUT WHEN I DO, I DIE

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY HARDCORE BUT WHEN I DO, I DIE  Dos Equis man

Margaret, lick my taint. Stay thirsty my friends

Margaret, lick my taint. Stay thirsty my friends  Dos Equis man

I dont' always drink my own piss But when I do, it's usually because reddit is down

I dont' always drink my own piss But when I do, it's usually because reddit is down  Dos Equis man

I don't always root for the Raiders But when I do, they're playing the Chargers

I don't always root for the Raiders But when I do, they're playing the Chargers  Dos Equis man

I might not always blaze it on 4:20 But you can bet i'll be high as fuck

I might not always blaze it on 4:20 But you can bet i'll be high as fuck  Dos Equis man

I don't always follow the NBA But when I do, the Lakers are losing

I don't always follow the NBA But when I do, the Lakers are losing  Dos Equis man

I don't always look like i'm having a seizure But when I do, I'm dancing on dubstep

I don't always look like i'm having a seizure But when I do, I'm dancing on dubstep  Dos Equis man
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