Dos Equis man

I don't always smoke weed but when i do, i eat a week's worth of groceries

I don't always smoke weed but when i do, i eat a week's worth of groceries  Dos Equis man

I'm don't always floss my teeth But when I do, I am going to the dentist

I'm don't always floss my teeth But when I do, I am going to the dentist  Dos Equis man

I don't always go to the bathroom at work, But when I do, I prefer the handicap stall.

I don't always go to the bathroom at work, But when I do, I prefer the handicap stall.  Dos Equis man

the chargers dont always win but the raiders always suck

the chargers dont always win but the raiders always suck  Dos Equis man

I Dont always workout but when i do, it burns Stay Dangerous my friend

I Dont always workout but when i do, it burns

Stay Dangerous my friend  Dos Equis man

I don't always make roger williams memes but when i do everybody likes it

I don't always make roger williams memes but when i do everybody likes it  Dos Equis man

I don't always fight in the zombie apocolypse BUT WHEN I DO, zombies don't bite me...i bite them

I don't always fight in the zombie apocolypse BUT WHEN I DO, zombies don't bite me...i bite them  Dos Equis man

I don't always clean the cupboard But when I do, that thing is clean as hell!

I don't always clean the cupboard But when I do, that thing is clean as hell!  Dos Equis man

I don't always snore when my girlfriend sleeps over But when I do, I don't get laid in the morning

I don't always snore when my girlfriend sleeps over But when I do, I don't get laid in the morning  Dos Equis man

I don't always say Happy birthday But when I do, it's to Cole Moreland.

I don't always say Happy birthday But when I do, it's to Cole Moreland.  Dos Equis man
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