Dos Equis man

I don't always take an arrow in the knee. But, when I do I remain an adventurer like yourself.

I don't always take an arrow in the knee. But, when I do I remain an adventurer like yourself.  Dos Equis man

I don't always wear shorts to class but when i do, I usually recieve demerits.

I don't always wear shorts to class  but when i do, I usually recieve demerits.  Dos Equis man

I don't talk to Tennessee fans but when i do, i order the big fry

I don't talk to Tennessee fans but when i do, i order the big fry  Dos Equis man

I DON'T ALWAYS SMOKE BLUNTS, BUT WHEN I DO JK

I DON'T ALWAYS SMOKE BLUNTS, BUT WHEN I DO JK  Dos Equis man

I don't always eat TD's food but when I do, I eat the cooked parts

I don't always eat TD's food but when I do, I eat the cooked parts  Dos Equis man

I don't always wish people happy birthday... But when I do, it is awesome and so are you. Happy b-day loryn!

I don't always wish people happy birthday... But when I do, it is awesome and so are you. Happy b-day loryn!  Dos Equis man

I don't always clean my bedroom But when I do, its because a girl might come home with me

I don't always clean my bedroom But when I do, its because a girl might come home with me  Dos Equis man

I don't always poop on the beach but when i do, i bury it

I don't always poop on the beach but when i do, i bury it   Dos Equis man

I don't always watch breaking bad BUT WHEN--Who am I kidding, I always watch Breaking bad because Heisenberg is the shit

I don't always watch breaking bad BUT WHEN--Who am I kidding, I always watch Breaking bad because Heisenberg is the shit  Dos Equis man

I don't always pee after sex BUT WHEN I DO, it's usually in three different directions

I don't always pee after sex BUT WHEN I DO, it's usually in three different directions  Dos Equis man
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