Dos Equis man

I don't always remember the punchline

I don't always remember the punchline   Dos Equis man

I don't always consider myself closed minded But when I am, it's against people I don't agree with

I don't always consider myself closed minded But when I am, it's against people I don't agree with  Dos Equis man

I don't always throw away handouts from class but when i do, they turn out to be really important

I don't always throw away handouts from class but when i do, they turn out to be really important  Dos Equis man

I don't always rob bars, But when I do, I rob the Lucky Horseshoe.

I don't always rob bars, But when I do, I rob the Lucky Horseshoe.  Dos Equis man

I DON't always take high-sticking double minors with 22 seconds left BUT WHEN I DO, i make sure New york score both the tying goal and winning goal

I DON't always take high-sticking double minors with 22 seconds left BUT WHEN I DO, i make sure New york score both the tying goal and winning goal  Dos Equis man

I don't always hate the Dallas Cowboys Oh wait, yes I do.

I don't always hate the Dallas Cowboys Oh wait, yes I do.  Dos Equis man

I don't always break a car at Pro Solos BUT WHEN I DO, I make a really big mess. Change your radiators often, my friend.

I don't always break a car at Pro Solos BUT WHEN I DO, I make a really big mess.  Change your radiators often, my friend.  Dos Equis man

I don't always study for IR But when i do, I die.

I don't always study for IR But when i do, I die.  Dos Equis man

I'm not always home alone but when i am i take a dump with the door wide open

I'm not always home alone but when i am i take a dump with the door wide open  Dos Equis man

i don't always fall asleep BUT WHEN I DO, it's the best 3 hours of my week

i don't always fall asleep BUT WHEN I DO, it's the best 3 hours of my week  Dos Equis man
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