Dos Equis man

I don't always dress up like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Guy But when I do, it's always at the Haunted Barn

I don't always dress up like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Guy But when I do, it's always at the Haunted Barn  Dos Equis man

I don't always call someone by the wrong name But when i do, it's in front of a room full of people

I don't always call someone by the wrong name But when i do, it's in front of a room full of people  Dos Equis man

I don't always make memes But when I do, they're misused and posted on my university's Facebook meme page

I don't always make memes But when I do, they're misused and posted on my university's Facebook meme page  Dos Equis man

I dont eat chicken very often but when i do i eat dos eggies

I dont eat chicken very often  but when i do i eat dos eggies  Dos Equis man

I don't always talk to people who support Obama... but when I do, I always ask for large fries.

I don't always talk to people who support Obama... but when I do, I always ask for large fries.  Dos Equis man

I don't always masterbate in the shower BUT WHEN I DO, It's with the White Team , "Stay thirsty my friends"

I don't always masterbate in the shower  BUT WHEN I DO, It's with the White Team ,

I'm not always horny But when i am, my girlfriend isn't

I'm not always horny But when i am, my girlfriend isn't  Dos Equis man

I don't always play RPGs But when I do, I prefer Deus Ex

I don't always play RPGs But when I do, I prefer
Deus Ex  Dos Equis man

I'm don't always pack my own lunch but when i do, it's last night's takeout.

I'm don't always pack my own lunch but when i do, it's last night's takeout.  Dos Equis man

UK isn't always number 1 but when they are, IU is number 18.

UK isn't always number 1 but when they are, IU is number 18.  Dos Equis man
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