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I don't always get pulled over by a lady cop in my automobile BUT WHEN I DO, I say "what's up? Now suck my d***

I don't always get pulled over by a lady cop in my automobile BUT WHEN I DO, I say

I don't always run into old high school classmates But when I do, I stunt all over those bitches

I don't always run into old high school classmates But when I do, I stunt all over those bitches  Dos Equis man

i dont always dj but when i do, i DVJ

i dont always dj but when i do, i DVJ  Dos Equis man

I don't always bomb tests but when i do, I prefer a week of heavy drinking to forget about it

I don't always bomb tests but when i do, I prefer a week of heavy drinking to forget about it  Dos Equis man

I don't always talk to auburn graduates but when I do, I ask them for fries

I don't always talk to auburn graduates but when I do, I ask them for fries  Dos Equis man

I don't always say happy birthday BUT WHEN I DO, it's to you

I don't always say happy birthday BUT WHEN I DO, it's to you  Dos Equis man

I don't always facepunch Jose Pussy I'll bust yo ass

I don't always facepunch Jose Pussy I'll bust yo ass  Dos Equis man

I don't always remember the cranial nerve names but when I do it's "Oh, Oh, Oh, To Touch And Feel Virgin Girl's Vagina And Hymen"

I don't always remember the cranial nerve names but when I do it's

I don't always kill terrorists But when I do, I prefer to kill Osama bin Laden

I don't always kill terrorists But when I do, I prefer to kill Osama bin Laden   Dos Equis man

I don't always post on reddit But when i do, i get a shit ton of upvotes

I don't always post on reddit But when i do, i get a shit ton of upvotes   Dos Equis man
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