Dos Equis man

I don't always take out the recycling But when I do... I look like a raging alcoholic.

I don't always take out the recycling But when I do...
 I look like a raging alcoholic.  Dos Equis man

I don't always give it away BUT WHEN I DO, I can't tell if I'm a kingpin or a pauper

I don't always give it away BUT WHEN I DO, I can't tell if I'm a kingpin or a pauper  Dos Equis man

I don't always stand up guys with huge cocks BUT WHEN I DO, I do it to malek

I don't always stand up guys with huge cocks BUT WHEN I DO, I do it to malek  Dos Equis man

I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR MY FUR COAT BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S AT SOBEYS.

I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR MY FUR COAT BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S AT SOBEYS.  Dos Equis man

I don't always read up on the NSA, False Flags and other government conspiracies... But when I do, My computer crashes

I don't always read up on the NSA, False Flags and other government conspiracies... But when I do, My computer crashes  Dos Equis man

I don't always name contractures but when i do, i name them by the action of the shortened muscle

I don't always name contractures but when i do, i name them by the action of the shortened muscle  Dos Equis man

I don't always make fun of the mentally handicapped But when I do, I prefer Alex Blassie

I don't always make fun of the mentally handicapped But when I do, I prefer Alex Blassie  Dos Equis man

I DON'T ALWAYS CUDDLE WITH GIRLS BUT WHEN I DO, I'M USUALLY TRYING TO HOLD IN FARTS

I DON'T ALWAYS CUDDLE WITH GIRLS BUT WHEN I DO, I'M USUALLY TRYING TO HOLD IN FARTS  Dos Equis man

I don't always take final exams at Georgia tech But when I do, I fail the shit out of them

I don't always take final exams at Georgia tech But when I do, I fail the shit out of them  Dos Equis man

I don't always celebrate valentines day but when i do, it's because my girlfriend is fucking amazing.

I don't always celebrate valentines day but when i do, it's because my girlfriend is fucking amazing.  Dos Equis man
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