Dos Equis man

I don't always catch a hellrat BUT WHEN I DO, I always get the same spice

I don't always catch a hellrat BUT WHEN I DO, I always get the same spice  Dos Equis man

I don't always go out but when I do, I fucking rage.

I don't always go out but when I do, I fucking rage.  Dos Equis man

I don't always read shitty threads But when i do, i neg the the fuck out of op

I don't always read shitty threads But when i do, i neg the the fuck out of op  Dos Equis man

i dont play fantasy football but when i do tavaris jackson is my franchise

i dont play fantasy football but when i do tavaris jackson is my franchise  Dos Equis man

I don't always work past five but when i do, I always make sure to walk by my boss's office

I don't always work past five but when i do, I always make sure to walk by my boss's office  Dos Equis man

I don't always use memes correctly in fact, i rarely do

I don't always use memes correctly  in fact, i rarely do  Dos Equis man

I don't always wink at guys but when i do, i use both eyes a stina nesbit meme

I don't always wink at guys but when i do, i use both eyes a stina nesbit meme    Dos Equis man

I dont usually skate But when i do, I land Bolts stay steezy my friends

I dont usually skate  But when i do, I land Bolts stay steezy my friends  Dos Equis man

I don't always have anal sex But when I do, I shit pancakes for a week

I don't always have anal sex But when I do, I shit pancakes for a week  Dos Equis man

I don't always put my weights away But when I do, it's usually in the wrong place

I don't always put my weights away But when I do, it's usually in the wrong place  Dos Equis man
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