Dos Equis man

The Blackhawks don't always win in regulation oh wait! yes they do!

The Blackhawks don't always win in regulation oh wait!  yes they do!  Dos Equis man

Kharjo doesn't always drink Nord Mead But when he does, he gambles and loses his Moon amulet

Kharjo doesn't always drink Nord Mead But when he does, he gambles and loses his Moon amulet  Dos Equis man

I don't always jog around my campus at night but when I do all the girls i run past think i'm a rapist

I don't always jog around my campus at night but when I do all the girls i run past think i'm a rapist   Dos Equis man

I don't always install mods on my games But when I do, it totally fucks shit up

I don't always install mods on my games But when I do, it totally fucks shit up  Dos Equis man

He doesn't Facebook Often... But when he does everybody likes it

He doesn't Facebook Often... But when he does everybody likes it  Dos Equis man

I don't always work out But when I do, I make sure to let my Facebook friends know

I don't always work out But when I do, I make sure to let my Facebook friends know  Dos Equis man

I don't always buy my prostitutes gifts but when i do we go to a high end purveyor called Wal mart

I don't always buy my prostitutes gifts but when i do we go to a high end purveyor called Wal mart  Dos Equis man

I DON't ALWAYS FIND A PARKING SPOT AT ASU BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE I ARRIVED 30 MINUTES EARLY

I DON't ALWAYS FIND A PARKING SPOT AT ASU  BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE I ARRIVED 30 MINUTES EARLY   Dos Equis man

I dont always downshift But when I do, I double clutch and rev match that shit

I dont always downshift But when I do, I double clutch and rev match that shit  Dos Equis man

I don't always watch "here comes honey boo boo" BUT WHEN I DO, I usually piss my pants

I don't always watch
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