Dos Equis man

I Don't always day drink BUT WHEN I DO, I wear jorts.

I Don't always day drink BUT WHEN I DO, I wear jorts.  Dos Equis man

I don't always masturbate But when I do, I prefer to get high First

I don't always masturbate But when I do, I prefer to get high First  Dos Equis man

I don't always play Led Zeppelin But when I do, I play it LOUD!

I don't always play Led Zeppelin But when I do, I play it LOUD!  Dos Equis man

I don't always post on Region pages BUT WHEN I DO, it's immediately after becoming SSCCC COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER

I don't always post on Region pages BUT WHEN I DO, it's immediately after becoming SSCCC COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER  Dos Equis man

I don't always debate Kagapito and PeePee in Congress BUT WHEN I DO, they become my BITCHES

I don't always debate Kagapito and PeePee in Congress BUT WHEN I DO, they become my BITCHES  Dos Equis man

IM NOT ALWAYS A SLAVE DRIVER THEY CALL ME BOB

IM NOT ALWAYS A SLAVE DRIVER  THEY CALL ME BOB  Dos Equis man

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BUT WHEN I DO I ALWAYS KEEP THE BOTTLES IN CASE THEY TRY AND PUT ME ON DUTY

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK  BUT WHEN I DO I ALWAYS KEEP THE BOTTLES IN CASE THEY TRY AND PUT ME ON DUTY  Dos Equis man

Just a friendly reminder that... It's Friday and your a homo

Just a friendly reminder that...  It's Friday and your a homo   Dos Equis man

I don't always win door prizes but when I do, it's for something I couldn't give two shits about

I don't always win door prizes but when I do, it's for something I couldn't give two shits about  Dos Equis man

I don't always speak sarcasticlly, BUT WHEN I DO, bitches don't know how to take it.

I don't always speak sarcasticlly, BUT WHEN I DO, bitches don't know how to take it.  Dos Equis man
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