Dos Equis man

I don't always lock my door but when i do, i'm having a wank

I don't always lock my door but when i do, i'm having a wank  Dos Equis man

I don't always visit clemson... but when i do, i throw down at 200 Payne Lane

I don't always visit clemson... but when i do, i throw down at 200 Payne Lane  Dos Equis man

I don't get venereal diseases often, but when I do it's probably from Noah Salmeri

I don't get venereal diseases often, but when I do it's probably from Noah Salmeri  Dos Equis man

I don't always post epic videos But when I do, I make sure they redefine the term

I don't always post epic videos But when I do, I make sure they redefine the term  Dos Equis man

I'm not always drunk on Reddit But when I am, UPVOTES FOR EVERONE

I'm not always drunk on Reddit But when I am, UPVOTES FOR EVERONE  Dos Equis man

I don't always have fun in the Army, But when I do, it's Mandatory

I don't always have fun in the Army,  But when I do, it's Mandatory  Dos Equis man

I don't always get paid to stand around and do nothing all day but when I do I'm coaching at wilcox range

I don't always get paid to stand around and do nothing all day but when I do I'm coaching at wilcox range  Dos Equis man

I don't always make rage comics but when I do, it's your birthday!

I don't always make rage comics but when I do, it's your birthday!  Dos Equis man

I don't usually drink water after chewing mint gum But when I do, it is the coldest water ever

I don't usually drink water after chewing mint gum But when I do, it is the coldest water ever  Dos Equis man

I don't always pass out in a random bed But when I do I make sure I take my shoes off.

I don't always pass out in a random bed But when I do I make sure I take my shoes off.    Dos Equis man
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