Dos Equis man

I don't always teach civil procedure But when I do, it makes absolutely no sense

I don't always teach civil procedure But when I do, it makes absolutely no sense  Dos Equis man

I don't always get sick But when I do, it's right before an exam

I don't always get sick But when I do, it's right before an exam  Dos Equis man

I don't always spend valentines day alone but when i do i whine like a little bitch about it on facebook

I don't always spend valentines day alone  but when i do i whine like a little bitch about it on facebook  Dos Equis man

I don't always go for underage freshmen sluts, but when i do I go to Cam's

I don't always go for underage freshmen sluts,  but when i do I go to Cam's  Dos Equis man

I don't always get direct sunlight into my apartment But when I do, I can see how dirty the floors are.

I don't always get direct sunlight into my apartment But when I do, I can see how dirty the floors are.  Dos Equis man

I don't always fist pump in the air but when i do, i flat hand.

I don't always fist pump in the air but when i do, 
i flat hand.  Dos Equis man

I don't always RESPOND TO CHRISTMAS PARTY INVITATIONS BUT WHEN I DO, I LET THE WHOLE OFFICE KNOW.

I don't always RESPOND TO CHRISTMAS PARTY INVITATIONS BUT WHEN I DO, I LET THE WHOLE OFFICE KNOW.  Dos Equis man

I don't always tell the boss you're doing a good job... But when I do, I've usually shit-talked about you the day before.

I don't always tell the boss you're doing a good job... But when I do, I've usually shit-talked about you the day before.  Dos Equis man

I don't always give directions But when I do, they start from the North pole

I don't always give directions But when I do, they start from the North pole  Dos Equis man

I don't always cook But when I do, I throw ingredients everywhere

I don't always cook But when I do, I throw ingredients everywhere  Dos Equis man
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