Dos Equis man

I don't always part my motorcycles Yes I do

I don't always part my motorcycles Yes I do  Dos Equis man

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO PRINCE ALBERT BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE TO CARRY A KNIFE

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO PRINCE ALBERT BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE TO CARRY A KNIFE  Dos Equis man

I don't always post on reddit But when I do, I it's fucking epic

I don't always post on reddit But when I do, I it's fucking epic  Dos Equis man

Milk is lactose intolerante of me

Milk is lactose intolerante of me  Dos Equis man

i don't always sit while i pee, but when i do, i shit.

i don't always sit while i pee, but when i do, i shit.  Dos Equis man

I don't always shave my beard BUT WHEN I DO... wait fuck that.

I don't always shave my beard BUT WHEN I DO... wait fuck that.  Dos Equis man

I don't always spend money ineffectually, but when I do, it's on something shiny.

I don't always spend money ineffectually, but when I do, it's on something shiny.  Dos Equis man

I dont always drink scotch BUT WHEN I DO, im smoking cigars and staying classy

I dont always drink scotch BUT WHEN I DO, im smoking cigars and staying classy  Dos Equis man

I don't always watch football But when I do, the Raiders still SUCK.

I don't always watch football But when I do, the Raiders still SUCK.  Dos Equis man

Girls don't always get horny But when they do, it's for Robert McGee

Girls don't always get horny But when they do, it's for Robert McGee  Dos Equis man
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