Dos Equis man

I'm not always on conference calls But when I am, I'm usually on mute getting fucked

I'm not always on conference calls But when I am, I'm usually on mute getting fucked   Dos Equis man

I don't always delete messages from my Outlook inbox BUT WHEN I DO, I hold the key

I don't always delete messages from my Outlook inbox BUT WHEN I DO, I hold the <shift> key  Dos Equis man

I don't always post on Facebook. But when I do I spam the shit out it.

I don't always post on Facebook. But when I do I spam the shit out it.  Dos Equis man

I don't always wish people Happy Birthday, But when I do, it's for the only Icelandic person I know.

I don't always wish people Happy Birthday, But when I do, it's for the only Icelandic person I know.  Dos Equis man

I try and make jokes And when i fail, I look like an idiot.

I try and make jokes   And when i fail, I look like an idiot.  Dos Equis man

I don't always program long metcons But when I do, I put 1000 reps in them.

I don't always program long metcons But when I do, I put 1000 reps in them.  Dos Equis man

I DON'T ALWAYS PULL BRIGADE STAFF DUTY BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ON A 4-DAY WEEKEND

I DON'T ALWAYS PULL BRIGADE STAFF DUTY BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ON A 4-DAY WEEKEND  Dos Equis man

I don't always browse reddit while I'm drinking But when I do, I upvote all the things

I don't always browse reddit while I'm drinking But when I do, I upvote all the things  Dos Equis man

I don't always stay at my parents house But when I do, my mom cooks me food and brings me beer while I play skyrim

I don't always stay at my parents house But when I do, my mom cooks me food and brings me beer while I play skyrim   Dos Equis man

I don't always send snow to Seattle But when I do, everything shuts down

I don't always send snow to Seattle But when I do, everything shuts down  Dos Equis man
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