Dos Equis man

I don't always have something to do but when i do, i make fun of bruce

I don't always have something to do but when i do, i make fun of bruce  Dos Equis man

I don't usually send Bird's Day cards But when I do, they always go to Sachichan

I don't usually send Bird's Day cards But when I do, they always go to Sachichan  Dos Equis man

I don't always fart BUT WHEN I DO, it's after I let it brew

I don't always fart BUT WHEN I DO, it's after I let it brew  Dos Equis man

I don't always play gameboy But when I do, I prefer Pokemon Red

I don't always play gameboy But when I do, I prefer Pokemon Red  Dos Equis man

I DON'T ALWAYS CELEBRATE BIRTHDAYS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S D'S BIRTHDAY!

I DON'T ALWAYS CELEBRATE BIRTHDAYS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S D'S BIRTHDAY!  Dos Equis man

I dont always go to parties but when i do, i come home well after 8 in the morning

I dont always go to parties but when i do, i come home well after 8 in the morning  Dos Equis man

I don't always look like Chris Dorner But when I do, I prefer the police don't shoot me.

I don't always look like Chris Dorner But when I do, I prefer the police don't shoot me.  Dos Equis man

I don't always puke when I drink but when I do, i journey to a remote location in the woods to do it

I don't always puke when I drink but when I do, i journey to a remote location in the woods to do it  Dos Equis man

i don't always arch my eyebrow but when i do, it precedes a first bite.

i don't always arch my eyebrow but when i do, it precedes a first bite.  Dos Equis man

I don't always celly BUT WHEN I DO, i celly hard

I don't always celly  BUT WHEN I DO, i celly hard  Dos Equis man
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