Dos Equis man

I don't always listen to Widespread Panic Just kidding, of course I do. Stay Heady my Friends

I don't always listen to Widespread Panic Just kidding, of course I do. Stay Heady my Friends  Dos Equis man

I don't always masturbate in the living room but when I do, I mute the goddamn television

I don't always masturbate in the living room but when I do, I mute the goddamn television  Dos Equis man

I dont always pick up teenage girls.. BUT WHEN I DO, I do it at the bingo hall.

I dont always pick up teenage girls.. BUT WHEN I DO, I do it at the bingo hall.  Dos Equis man

I don't always have sex with little monkeys BUT WHEN I DO, it's usually with gibbons

I don't always have sex with little monkeys BUT WHEN I DO, it's usually with gibbons  Dos Equis man

I don't normally agree with Zorro about Sports but when I do it's about the suits

I don't normally agree with Zorro about Sports but when I do it's about the suits  Dos Equis man

I don't always dabble in the afterlife but when i do, i bring my proton pack

I don't always dabble in the afterlife but when i do, i bring my proton pack  Dos Equis man

I DONT ALWAYS COOK MY OWN FOOD BUT WHEN I DO, it's WITH THE FUCKING GRAVEYARD BBQ

I DONT ALWAYS COOK MY OWN FOOD BUT WHEN I DO, it's WITH THE FUCKING GRAVEYARD BBQ  Dos Equis man

I don't always play softball BUT WHEN I DO, it's co-ed.

I don't always play softball BUT WHEN I DO, it's co-ed.  Dos Equis man

I don't always watch Chappelle's show But when I do, I just want to say 'fershizzle'

I don't always watch Chappelle's show But when I do, I just want to say 'fershizzle'  Dos Equis man

I don't always wear cufflinks But when I do, I prefer my monogrammed sterling ones my sister gave me

I don't always wear cufflinks But when I do, I prefer my monogrammed sterling ones my sister gave me  Dos Equis man
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