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stay thirsty motherfucker

 stay thirsty
motherfucker  Dos equis

I don't always drink hipster blood but when I do, I do it ironically

I don't always drink hipster blood but when I do, I do it ironically  Dos equis

I don't always have to poop But when I do, I just finished drinking a cup of coffee

I don't always have to poop But when I do, I just finished drinking a cup of coffee  Dos equis

I don't always have a boner in class but when i do the teacher calls me to do a problem on the board

I don't always have a boner in class but when i do the teacher calls me to do a problem on the board  Dos equis

I don't always wander the streets of Montreal, drunk and alone but when i do i prefer stumbling across prostitution centers

I don't always wander the streets of Montreal, drunk and alone but when i do i prefer stumbling across prostitution centers  Dos equis

I dont always eat taco truck but when i do im fucking wasted

I dont always eat taco truck but when i do im fucking wasted  Dos equis

I don't always pay attention to commercials, But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

I don't always pay attention to commercials, But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.  Dos equis

I don't always caption memes but when I do, it's the wrong one on quickmeme

I don't always caption memes but when I do, it's the wrong one on quickmeme  Dos equis

He was once pulled over for speeding but he let the officer go with a warning

He was once pulled over for speeding but he let the officer go with a warning  Dos equis

I Don't Always Root for the Police... but when I do They are tracking terrorist that bombed up my City

I Don't Always Root for the Police... but when I do They are tracking terrorist that bombed up my City  Dos equis
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