Dos equis

I don't always buy blue chickens But when I do I hide them under large bridges no one visits

I don't always buy blue chickens But when I do I hide them under large bridges no one visits   Dos equis

I don't always play LoL But when I do I go Hard in the Paint

I don't always play LoL But when I do I go Hard in the Paint  Dos equis

He once sent $2000 to a Nigerian scammer and actually received his $2.7 million inheritance

He once sent $2000 to a Nigerian scammer and actually received his $2.7 million inheritance  Dos equis

I don't always laugh... but when I do, it is on Sunday.

I don't always laugh... but when I do, it is on Sunday.  Dos equis

I don't always... wait what?

I don't always... wait what?  Dos equis

He once brought a knife to a gunfight just to even the odds.

He once brought a knife to a gunfight just to even the odds.   Dos equis

I don't always do things ......

I don't always do things ......  Dos equis

I don't always win softball games but when i do i make sure it's to a bunch of 8 year olds

I don't always win softball games but when i do i make sure it's to a bunch of 8 year olds  Dos equis

I don't always drive rental cars but when I do, I beat the mother fucking, god awful, uncompromising shit out of them

I don't always drive rental cars but when I do, I beat the mother fucking, god awful, uncompromising shit out of them  Dos equis

I don't always drink hipster blood but when I do, I do it ironically.

I don't always drink hipster blood but when I do, I do it ironically.  Dos equis
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