Duke Nukem

I'm here to get doubles and check 'em but i'm all out of checks

I'm here to get doubles and check 'em but i'm all out of checks  Duke Nukem

it's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and i'm all out of gum

it's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and i'm all out of gum  Duke Nukem

it's time to suck pussy and drink beer but i'm all out of beer

it's time to suck pussy and drink beer but i'm all out of beer  Duke Nukem

Im going to rip off your head AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!

Im going to rip off your head AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!  Duke Nukem

Low on health ? Take a piss

Low on health ? Take a piss  Duke Nukem

I'm here to play halo reach and smoke weed but i'm all out of weed

I'm here to play halo reach and smoke weed but i'm all out of weed  Duke Nukem

It's time to Delay games and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of gum

It's time to Delay games and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of gum  Duke Nukem

UNC v Duke We will Nuke 'em

UNC v Duke We will Nuke 'em  Duke Nukem

it's time to suck pussy and drink beer but the cat ran away

it's time to suck pussy and drink beer but the cat ran away  Duke Nukem

The only boobs I had access to looked like Rubik's cubes

The only boobs I had access to looked like Rubik's cubes  Duke Nukem
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