Dumb and Dumber

. . . and I have a rapist's wit

 . . . and I have a rapist's wit  Dumb and Dumber

Harry, did you pay the gas bill? do you realize what you've done!

Harry, did you pay the gas bill? do you realize what you've done!  Dumb and Dumber

Lloyd: I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about a little place called Aspen. Harry: Oh, I dunno, Lloyd, the French are assholes.

Lloyd: I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about a little place called Aspen.  Harry: Oh, I dunno, Lloyd, the French are assholes.   Dumb and Dumber

Me: I slept like crap last night, I forgot to bring my pillow Scott: Oh man... you should have told me, i hade two pillows

Me: I slept like crap last night, I forgot to bring my pillow Scott: Oh man... you should have told me, i hade two pillows  Dumb and Dumber

Hi, I'm Shane Black and I'll do Ironman 3

Hi, I'm Shane Black and I'll do Ironman 3  Dumb and Dumber

Happy Birthday! Hope you don't get robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart.

Happy Birthday! Hope you don't get robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart.  Dumb and Dumber

That OP is full of shit man

 That OP is full of shit man  Dumb and Dumber

I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart!!

I got robbed  by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart!!  Dumb and Dumber

Harry, we gotta get out of this town... The Steelers stink, there's no Pens games, the Pirates haven't been relevant in years AND OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

Harry, we gotta get out of this town... The Steelers stink, there's no Pens games, the Pirates haven't been relevant in years AND OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!  Dumb and Dumber

Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!  Dumb and Dumber
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