Dwight

"There's a little bit of each redditors pain in his voice..." False. not mine

So you're apparently smart, now? False. Just because you own books doesn't make you a nerd.

So you're apparently smart, now? False.
Just because you own books doesn't make you a nerd.  Dwight

You say YOLO because you think life is too short? False. It is the longest thing you will ever do.

You say YOLO because you think life is too short? False. It is the longest thing you will ever do.  Dwight

Look people in the eye Unless they have enormous breasts

Look people in the eye Unless they have enormous breasts  Dwight

Slow Day False. time is neither sped up nor slowed down unless your velocity, or gravity, changes.

Slow Day False. time is neither sped up nor slowed down unless your velocity, or gravity, changes.  Dwight

Your team is Kadabra, Graveler, Machoke, Haunter? False, that is only four Pokemon

Your team is Kadabra, Graveler, Machoke, Haunter? False, that is only four Pokemon  Dwight

You just realized teachers work more than 6.5 hours False. You were just looking out for yourself before

You just realized teachers work more than 6.5 hours False. 
You were just looking out for yourself before  Dwight

Insanity Crow? False. Insanity Brewer's Blackbird.

Insanity Crow? False.
Insanity Brewer's Blackbird.  Dwight

Only the good die young? False. Everyone is the youngest and oldest they've ever been everyday.

Only the good die young? False. 
Everyone is the youngest and oldest they've ever been everyday.  Dwight

Sky Rockets in Flight Afternoon Dwight

Sky Rockets in Flight Afternoon Dwight  Dwight
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