Dwight

"Every office has a dwight" False. In my office, we're all dwight

When it rains it pours? False. sometimes it just drizzles.

When it rains it pours? False. 
sometimes it just drizzles.  Dwight

You used Google Voice to trick your ex and her brother into sexting? False. Google Voice does not suppor MMS

You used Google Voice to trick your ex and her brother into sexting? False.
Google Voice does not suppor MMS  Dwight

False Bibles are allowed in schools, libraries, on public property, and have been used to swear in dozens of Presidents and thousands of elected officials

False Bibles are allowed in schools, libraries, on public property, and have been used to swear in dozens of Presidents and thousands of elected officials  Dwight

YOLO? False. You Only Live Twice (1967), Staring Sean Connery.

YOLO? False.
You Only Live Twice (1967), 
Staring Sean Connery.  Dwight

False peanuts are legumes, not nuts

False peanuts are legumes, not nuts  Dwight

doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results is insanity? False. People who roll a die or flip a coin are expecting different results, yet they are not insane

doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results is insanity? False.
People who roll a die or flip a coin are expecting different results, yet they are not insane  Dwight

how dare you give away schrute family secrets!

how dare you give away schrute family secrets!
   Dwight

False You should party hard all the time not just because it is your Birthday

False You should party hard all the time not just because it is your Birthday  Dwight

'Rocky's Theme', de 'Imperial March' van Darth Vader en 'World's Greatest' van R. Kelly tegelijkertijd op 1 op de dag dat ik geboren werd False. 'Boystown Gang - Can't Take My Eyes Off You'

'Rocky's Theme', de 'Imperial March' van Darth Vader en 'World's Greatest' van R. Kelly tegelijkertijd op 1 op de dag dat ik geboren werd False.
'Boystown Gang - Can't Take My Eyes Off You'  Dwight
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