Dwight

Happy Birthday? False. I was not born today.

Happy Birthday? False. I was not born today.  Dwight

"We are always getting ready to live but never living." false. you are biologically living every second of every day until death

500 days of summer? False. Summer has 93 days this year.

500 days of summer? False. 
Summer has 93 days this year.  Dwight

Everything is black, I can't see? False. Blind people don't see black either.

Everything is black, I can't see? False.
Blind people don't see black either.  Dwight

There is nothing to do on Monday Nights. False. YoungLife club

There is nothing to do on Monday Nights. False. 
YoungLife club  Dwight

Fact. the knife is not to carve anything katy perry Nothing fruit oriented, and Definitely not wonder girls... Wait! I take back the fruit. You may need to be carved

Fact. the knife is not to carve anything katy perry Nothing fruit oriented, and Definitely not wonder girls... Wait! I take back the fruit. You may need to be carved  Dwight

Don't end your sentences with prepositions False. In 1672, the English poet John Dryden decided that Latin grammar is better.

Don't end your sentences with prepositions False. 
In 1672, the English poet John Dryden decided that Latin grammar is better.  Dwight

Identity theft is not a joke glynrick!

Identity theft is not a joke glynrick!
   Dwight

Bear Hug? False. Bear is squeezing you to see if you're ripe.

Bear Hug? False. Bear is squeezing you to see if you're ripe.  Dwight

im the greatest friend? false. that statement comes from the greatest friend.

im the greatest friend? false. that statement comes from the greatest friend.  Dwight
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