Dwight

When you eat it you'll shit bricks False. This is a cake.

When you eat it you'll shit bricks False. This is a cake.  Dwight

'there is plenty more fish in the sea' False. It estimated that all sealife will be extinct within the next 50 years

'there is plenty more fish in the sea' False.
It estimated that all sealife will be extinct within the next 50 years  Dwight

"Football is the opiate of the masses." False. Football is not of the class of compounds known as opiates. Opium is the opiate of the masses.

what doesn't kill you makes you stronger? false. it could leave you in a vegetative state.

what doesn't kill you makes you stronger?
 false. 
it could leave you in a vegetative state.
  Dwight

THIS IS REAL LIFE? False. this is the internet.

THIS IS REAL LIFE? False.
this is the internet.
  Dwight

We built this city on rock and roll False. we built this city on steel and reinforced concrete.

We built this city on rock and roll False. we built this city on steel and reinforced concrete.  Dwight

False Most of europe wasn't christian for almost 1000 years

False Most of europe wasn't christian for almost 1000 years  Dwight

you're on spring break right now? False. vernal equinox is march 21.

you're on spring break right now? False. 
vernal equinox is march 21.  Dwight

Yan and Isak are pretty good at football. . . False. They buy what they think is performance enhancing equipment and still aren't me

Yan and Isak are pretty good at football. . .  False. 
They buy what they think is performance enhancing equipment and still aren't me  Dwight

"People say, oh it's dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace. accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose." Well I say, it's better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose."

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