Dwight

You can't spell progress without d.i.s.s.e.n.t? False

You can't spell progress without d.i.s.s.e.n.t? False  Dwight

Garden Party? you have no idea how awesome it was

Garden Party? you have no idea how awesome it was  Dwight

False It's Veterans Day

False It's Veterans Day  Dwight

The Universe hates you False: The universe is an inanimate object incapable of hate or love.

The Universe hates you False: The universe is an inanimate object incapable of hate or love.  Dwight

Chuck Norris? I sold him some paper.

Chuck Norris?
 I sold him some paper.  Dwight

FALSE! Only a properly administered flu vaccination can give you the best chance against contracting this year's leading strains of the flu.... Provided the government isn't poisoning them...

FALSE! Only a properly administered flu vaccination can 
give you the best chance against contracting this 
year's leading strains of the flu....
Provided the government isn't poisoning them...   Dwight

You are the 99% False. You compose .000000014% of the Earth's total population. You are of little to no importance.

You are the 99% False. You compose .000000014% of the Earth's total population. You are of little to no importance.  Dwight

You are Danielle False. You compose are just another person of little to no importance.

You are Danielle  False. You compose are just another person of little to no importance.  Dwight

Set fire to rain? Impossible. Rain can only be ignited by nitro glycerine. Which you dont have access to

Set fire to rain? Impossible. Rain can only be ignited by nitro glycerine. Which you dont have access to  Dwight

Pizza is a vegetable False. Just false.

Pizza is a vegetable False. 
Just false.  Dwight
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