Dwight

Took an awesome photo? False. And the entire internet is about to shit on your soul.

Took an awesome photo? False. And the entire internet is about to shit on your soul.   Dwight

i <3 u? False. the field of complex numbers has no ordering.

i <3 u? False.
the field of complex numbers 
has no ordering.  Dwight

False Atheism is the lack of belief in gods

False Atheism is the lack of belief in gods  Dwight

Shoot for the moon and land among the stars? False. The nearest star is 410 times farther away.

Shoot for the moon and land among the stars? False.
The nearest star is 410 times farther away.  Dwight

Well, that escalated quickly. False. boy, that escalated quickly

Well, that escalated quickly. False.
boy, that escalated quickly  Dwight

HI. I don't know how this works exactly False. You're doing great.

HI. I don't know how this works exactly False. You're doing great.

  Dwight

Whole Foods smoothies are oganic. False. Only 1 or 2 ingredients usually are.

Whole Foods smoothies are oganic. False.
Only 1 or 2 ingredients usually are.  Dwight

False. Dead week has mandatory quiet hours.

False. Dead week has mandatory quiet hours.  Dwight

CROODLE L'idiot du bureau

CROODLE L'idiot du bureau  Dwight

It's snowing like a champ. False. Champions don't snow, they win. Furthermore, snow is an inanimate object, and as such is unable to participate in sporting activities.

It's snowing like a champ. False. Champions don't snow, they win. Furthermore, snow is an inanimate object, and as such is unable to participate in sporting activities.  Dwight
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