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Most interesting man in the world? False. You're a senior citizen who wasted his adult life auditioning for commercials.

Most interesting man in the world? False. You're a senior citizen who wasted his adult life auditioning for commercials. Dwight
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"shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll still land among the stars." False. the nearest star besides the sun is over 4 lightyears away.
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Good friday? False. Friday is a designation of time on a calendar and therefore cannot have a moral position.

Good friday? False. Friday is a designation of time on a calendar and therefore cannot have a moral position. Dwight
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false The harvester needle could not pierce Mjolnir Armor's composite materials.

false The harvester needle could not pierce Mjolnir Armor's composite materials. Dwight
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more birthdays = longer life False. statistics show that those born on feb 29, on average, have a longer lifespan than those who don't.

more birthdays = longer life False. statistics show that those born on feb 29, on average, have a longer lifespan than those who don't. Dwight
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DWIGHT YOURE ABOUT AS USELESS AS A POOP FLAVORED LOLLIPOP

DWIGHT YOURE ABOUT AS USELESS AS A POOP FLAVORED LOLLIPOP Dwight
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False Need two hydrogen

False Need two hydrogen Dwight
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False. During rush hour, you don't use the highway - It uses you.

False. During rush hour, you don't use the highway - It uses you. Dwight
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"Why did they send me a daughter, when I asked for sons?" If your military prowess is comparable to your knowledge of genetic processes, the Huns will surely prevail.
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