Dwight

"The beginning of your [Jon Stewart] program. Your earth is spinning the wrong direction." - NdGT False. The earth looks to be spinning backwards to indicate that we are going back in time to hear the same jokes again.

Midnight is at 0:00 False Midnight is at 3:00

Midnight is at 0:00 False
Midnight is at 3:00  Dwight

The Universe is round? False. The universe is a never-ending body that has no definite shape or edge.

The Universe is round?  False.
The universe is a never-ending body that has no definite shape or edge.   Dwight

SOON

 SOON  Dwight

It's a great time to be a family! False. It just means less food rations for the upcoming zombie apocalypse.

It's a great time to be a family! False.  It just means less food rations for the upcoming zombie apocalypse.  Dwight

FALSE. Happiness is a warm gun!

 FALSE.
Happiness is a warm gun!  Dwight

PANDA EXPRESS NAPKINS? False. Bamboo is a grass.

PANDA EXPRESS NAPKINS? False. Bamboo is a grass.  Dwight

Optimus cat? False. This would be Voltron Cat.

Optimus cat? False. This would be Voltron Cat.  Dwight

tease is a four letter word? False. Tease is a word with five letters.

tease is a four letter word? False. 
Tease is a word with five letters.  Dwight

if janitors were part of the 1%, mop buckets would be much easier to maneuver False. The basic principles of a capitalistic open market system would never permit a janitor to be paid that much.

if janitors were part of the 1%, mop buckets would be much easier to maneuver False. The basic principles of a capitalistic open market system would never permit a janitor to be paid that much.   Dwight
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